How do you wipe?

[pickinicholas]

Personally I'm a stand up wiper... but have dabbled in the lean and wipe.

[moxie]

How do you do it standing up?

I honestly never knew people did it different... weird

[pickinicholas]

Initially I lean and wipe once or twice to make sure nothing "drops" then there is a special stance I have created that keeps the cheeks spread so it doesn't prolong the wiping process. it's kinda like a lineman's stance in football but you don't bend all the way over. :oops:

[Bphilly]

Gangsta lean

[wgnths]

im kinda upset that i have a picture of nic standing, checks spread. :x :roll: :lol: i do the leaaan back. and do you wipe front to back, or back to front!!!!!? i do a little of both.

[pickinicholas]

im kinda upset that i have a picture of nic standing, checks spread. :x :roll: :lol: i do the leaaan back. and do you wipe front to back, or back to front!!!!!? i do a little of both.

I do both.

[Bphilly]

Stars to moon, never moon to stars. or in my case....mellons to moon

[kev]

I keep wiping until the brown goes away!

At work I wipe twice as much. Back to front, cuz I can't give myself the reach around to do the front to back.

[wgnths]

damn cheap shit tickets at work! fingers keep poking thru them! thats not fun!!!!!!!!!

[The B]

this is all TMI, people.

[moxie]

Yes it is... But it's not like this is a public forum that can be read by anyone who happens to stumble upon it...

heh...

[pickinicholas]

damn cheap shit tickets at work! fingers keep poking thru them! thats not fun!!!!!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA Been there done that! that sucks, at work we just have a stack of 50 grit sandpaper to wipe with... (feels like it anyways)

[wgnths]

that will get the hemrhoids flaring!!!!!!

[pickinicholas]

That's why I have a stash of baby wipes in my desk... PURE HEAVEN to wipe with.

[wgnths]

you wipe at your desk!!!!! :shock:

[Bphilly]

We have a wiping service here at my work.

[pickinicholas]

you wipe at your desk!!!!! :shock:

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