Trunk Monkey!!!!!!!!!

[wgnths]

I know some of you have no idea what a trunk monkey is :lol: it was started years ago on a subaru forum...i think me, adam and brandon have them. heres a little tutorial for you. :lol:

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/Scrapbook/Gallery/Planet-Kris-Comics/pk_monkey.jpg
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/Scrapbook/Gallery/Trunkmonkey-Georgethefierce/PA240015.sized.jpg
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/Scrapbook/Gallery/Trunkmonkey-mbiker97/Trunk_Monkey_Close.sized.jpg
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/Scrapbook/Gallery/Trunkmonkey-Galo/impreza_mojo_5.jpg
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/Scrapbook/Gallery/Trunkmonkey-ericm/ericm_monkey1.jpg
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/Scrapbook/Gallery/Trunkmonkey-Kris-Marciniak/33532280UGIydM_fs.sized.jpg

[wgnths]

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/Scrapbook/Gallery/Trunkmonkey-ZoomnWRX/tmonk.sized.jpg

So, Why a Monkey :?

Because they're extremely intelligent and agile creatures. And, most importantly, clinical tests show that not only do monkeys have a taste for beer, but some bloodlines have an extremely high tolerance level for alcohol. This is important because Trunkmonkeys must be able to stay steady on their feet while intoxicated, even under the most demanding driving conditions

So how exactly does STmi Technology work?
Subaru Trunkmonkey Inertia Technology is based on the laws of physics mixed with the chaos of a drunken Trunkmonkey. Just like the crew on a large racing yacht distributes ballast to compensate for heavy winds hitting the sail, Trunkmonkeys distribute ballast in the trunk of a car to compensate for body roll going through corners and powerslides. Trunkmonkeys are also responsible for keeping body roll to a minimum when getting the vehicle airborne during rallies and other offroad events



Can Trunkmonkeys be trained to accomplish other tasks?
Given enough incentive (alcohol), Trunkmonkeys can be trained to accomplish virtually any menial task. While driving, Trunkmonkeys can assist in navigation or fetching objects inside the car, which is extremely convenient for TSD rallies or other non-performance oriented events. Off the track, Trunkmonkeys rather enjoy mechanical tasks such as checking tire pressures, placing jack stands, and changing oil. As long as a cold brew is in one hand and a wrench is in the other, they're happy.

[wgnths]

So now you know everything you need to :lol: so grab a monkey and love him...look how handy they are!!

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/Scrapbook/Gallery/Trunkmonkey-Galo/impreza_mojo_3.jpg
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/Scrapbook/Gallery/Trunkmonkey-Galo/impreza_mojo_4.jpg

lastly, heres a good video of the new trunk monkey security!
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/trunkmonkey.html

[F-This]

:lol: I've had one for moving in on 4 years now.... Dammit

[kev]

That's a lot of pics! I'm just glad there weren't any pics of the "monkey" getting spanked!

[The B]

I need to get a pic of mine... but usually he's too busy to stop and pose.

[wgnths]

somehow i ended up with a baby trunk monkey :shock: although my son has taken a liking to him, so he doesnt spend much time in the scooby.

[EVIL 8]

That's fuckin' awesome!!