View Full Version : Internal Organs for Sale
moxie
09-27-2005, 09:24 AM
I have decided to sell any "non-vital organs"* so that I can get enough money to swap the S202 drivetrain.
Due to the sensitivity of this subject, please PM me with all offers.
All offers must be in the following format
Organ Requested:
Date Required:
Price Offer:
Reason for Request:
Buyer is responsible for all shipping, handling, anasthesia, surgery and recovery costs.
* Organs that are not required to sustain life. Twig and berrys are not included.
Bphilly
09-27-2005, 09:42 AM
My pet ant needs a new pair of testies...I think yours will be a perfect fit. :P
moxie
09-27-2005, 09:47 AM
My pet ant needs a new pair of testies...I think yours will be a perfect fit. :P
I guess if you want the ant to have testicles twice the size of yours they would be a perfect fit.
:D
P.S. See footnote above...
Bphilly
09-27-2005, 09:53 AM
They could hardly be called berries..maybe blueberrys
wgnths
09-27-2005, 10:00 AM
guess i could muster up a grand for a kidney. why i need it? might be fun to throw at unsuspecting people walking down the street.
moxie
09-27-2005, 10:02 AM
Vos testicules sont si petit votre maman vous appelle Briana
pickinicholas
09-27-2005, 10:09 AM
Vos testicules sont si petit votre maman vous appelle Briana
Translated:
Your testicules are so small your mom calls you Briana
Muahahahahaha :D
pickinicholas
09-27-2005, 10:10 AM
L'odeur de balles de Bryan de fromage et la viande pourri... il a besoin de se laver mieux !
Or in dutch:
De ballen geur van Bryan van rotte kaas en vlees... hij moet beter wassen!
Bphilly
09-27-2005, 10:42 AM
:x
pickinicholas
09-28-2005, 09:01 AM
I'll sell my balls... I ain't using them for anything.
moxie
09-28-2005, 09:47 AM
Duke University was apparently paying $75k for each ball a while back...
LOL
pickinicholas
09-28-2005, 09:50 AM
Duke University was apparently paying $75k for each ball a while back...
LOL
WOW!!! I'll be a uniball for $75K
wgnths
09-28-2005, 10:24 AM
for $150k i'll fill the sack with marbles!
F-This
09-30-2005, 09:09 PM
$135 for the right side of your brain... :wink:
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